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{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Knock-knock.","punchline":"A race condition. Who is there?","id":362}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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Kalindi is a mountain of the Garhwal Himalaya in Uttarakhand India. The elevation of Kalindi is 6,102 metres (20,020 ft). It lies 1.1 km North of Avalanche Peak (India) 6,196 metres (20,328 ft) its nearest higher neighbor. Mana Parbat II 6,771 metres (22,215 ft) lies 4.2 km NNW and it is 6.1 km NNE of Chandra Parbat I 6,739 metres (22,110 ft).
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