{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
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